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Canonical Issue (UK)
£23.00
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Brand issued. Timeline-stable. No explanation provided.
The core Pineapple Jesus logo tee.
Worn in most versions of you.
Printed with the logo and wordmark across the chest - no context. Just signal.
Specs:
100% cotton.
Fit: standard across most observable dimensions.
Thread approved (pending audit).
There’s no secret message here. That’s what makes people nervous.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |